I’m Climbing Up The Christmas Tree Neow!

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By Karen Harrison Binette

Shorty and Kodi demonstrate how they “help” with the festivities in their first Christmas carol!

For more with Shorty and Kodi at our site, click HERE.

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Lyrics (in case your cats want to sing along):

It’s Christmas time at last
I’m gonna have a blast
I help with setting up although I’m never asked

To help with the decor
I knock it to the floor
Cuz when it comes to decorating less is more!

I’m not always understood
Sometimes they think that I’m a brat
But Santa knows if I’m bad or good
He also knows that I’m a cat so

I’m climbing up the Christmas tree
To help with the festivities
I’m climbing up the Christmas tree neow

The garland takes a spill
because of my goodwill
I chew the lights to save on the electric bill

You really should applaud
I’m an artist not a dog
I eat the tinsel just to make a tiny yule log

You seem stressed and in despair
I thought I was doing well
Look, I engraved the chair
Is that how you spell Noel?

I’m climbing up the Christmas tree
To help with the festivities
I’m climbing up the Christmas tree neow

What’s with the noises
one day these are toys and
the next you put them on a tree that I can’t touch
Make up your mind fool
In the meantime you’ll
see me on the Christmas tree cuz all cats rule

But I’ll try to behave
And I’ll meet you halfway
If you want your decorations keep them out of my way

As for your smelly guests
Can’t make no promises
I might poop in their shoes and eat their shoelaces

Christmas Day went well I got
Boxes wrapping paper shopping tags, and I think some toys too
But when everyone is gone
I do what a cat’s gotta do so

I’m climbing up the Christmas tree
To help with the festivities
I’m climbing up the Christmas tree neow

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